THE 2026 XL ONLYPAWS CALENDAR -The Outrageous Calendar Your Nan Should Never See
£12.99
£10.99
💥 PRE-ORDER ONLY — IMAGES IN THIS LISTING ARE NOT THE FINAL DESIGN
The rumours are TRUE… the OnlyPaws calendar is officially happening — and it’s filthier than a muddy XL after a river dip.
This is the “don’t show your nan” version of a dog calendar… the cheeky, outrageous, tongue-in-cheek XL Escapes twist you all BEGGED for. 👀🔥
💥 PRE-ORDER ONLY — once pre-orders close, that’s it, no last minute orders!
💥 A4 wall-mounted calendar — thick premium paper, high-quality images, and plenty of space for scribbles.
💥 Delivered before Christmas — the perfect stocking filler for the XL-obsessed.
💥 NO SNEAK PEAKS, NO SPOILERS — we’re not releasing the final lineup, and the images in this listing are MOCK UP IDEAS ONLY - NOT WHAT THE FINAL DESIGN WILL LOOK LIKE!
You’ll find out who made the cut when yours lands through the door… and trust me, your jaw will drop.
This is the spiciest dog calendar of 2026 — the sass, the chaos, the “my dog could never…” energy.
OnlyPaws is for every owner who knows their dog is 10/10 ridiculous and 12/10 iconic.
Quantity
To be shipped to you before Christmas!
IMPORTANT INFO
We will NOT be releasing the final pup lineup on our shop OR our social media pages - You’ll see who made the cut when you unbox it. We WILL however share teasers when designs are finalised.
All pre-orders are final (this is a custom print run),
Ships mid December for Christmas delivery.
Limited run — once they’re gone, they’re gone.
WHAT YOU’RE GETTING
One A4 wall-mounted OnlyPaws 2026 calendar
12 months of unfiltered dog chaos
A cheeky, outrageous theme throughout
Delivered before Christmas 🎄
Exclusive print — pre-order only