💡 WHO WE ARE
Join the only dog-friendly directory in the UK that guarantees your XL Dog is truly welcome —
or you get 100 % of your subscription fee back.
Yes… you read that right!!!
🎉 YOU'RE IN! 🎉
💥 Get £580+ Worth of XL-Friendly Goodies, Discounts & Bonuses — for Just £39.99.
Join the only dog-friendly directory in the UK that guarantees your XL Dog is truly welcome —
or you get 100 % of your subscription fee back.
Yes… you read that right!!!
🎁The Ultimate XL Friendly Christmas Bundle
🎁The Ultimate XL Friendly Christmas Bundle
Because if you’ve ever had to explain, apologise, or defend your dog for simply existing… you deserve this!
This is our way of saying thank you — for standing proud, staying kind, and proving what responsible ownership really looks like.💚
Here’s What’s Inside:
🐾 Full Access to the XL Directory for 12 Months
The only verified directory of truly XL-friendly businesses — from holiday homes and private fields to kennels, swimming pools, mobile dog gyms, and groomers.
🍪 FREE Home-Baked Christmas Doggy Goodies — LIMITED AVAILABILITY!
Exclusive to XL Escapes, these delicious dog biscuits & donuts are free from animal products and dairy — delivered straight to your door before Christmas. (contents may vary)
📅 FREE XL Escapes Calendar Upgrade
Buy one, get our other version completely FREE — because choosing between our “Dangerously Adorable XL Calendar” and the “XL OnlyPaws” is impossible.
💰 FREE Coupon Book Access £500+ in XL-Friendly Discounts
Packed with real perks from real XL-friendly businesses — from holiday discounts and private field vouchers to birthday gifts for your dogs, treats, training deals, and exclusive member-only offers.
And the best part? We’re continuously updating your digital coupon book as we find new businesses and fresh offers — so it keeps growing right along with the XL Directory.
📖 FREE Access to The Ultimate Dog-Friendly Checklist
Includes The Truth About “Dog-Friendly” Homes and Red Flags to Avoid.
The only verified directory of truly XL-friendly businesses — from holiday homes and private fields to kennels, swimming pools, mobile dog gyms, and groomers.
We’re adding at least 20 new businesses every single month, and every listing is vetted, transparent, and XL-approved — so you can finally book with confidence, no guesswork, and no awkward phone calls ever again.
And because it’s Christmas… we’re loading your membership with extra treats 🎄👇
We’re adding at least 20 new businesses every single month, and every listing is vetted, transparent, and XL-approved — so you can finally book with confidence, no guesswork, and no awkward phone calls ever again.
And because it’s Christmas… we’re loading your membership with extra treats 🎄👇
🎨 FREE Digital Colouring Book
Choose between our sweary, unapologetic Unmuzzled As F*ck or our family-friendly story & colouring book Yardie’s Tale.
🐾 100 % XL-Friendly Guarantee
If any listed business turns you away, you get your subscription fee back — no questions asked, and we remove them immediately.
Here’s what they told us 👇
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9 out of 10 XL owners said life has become significantly harder since the ban — that’s why we built the XL Directory: to make life easier again by giving you places that actually say yes to your dog.
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Over 80 % have been refused or turned away because of their dog’s breed — that’s why we give you our 100 % XL-Friendly Guarantee. If any listed business rejects your dog, you get your money back and they’re removed.
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Half of owners said they have zero confidence booking “dog-friendly” stays — that’s why every listing is verified and includes the facts that matter: fence height, breed policy, and privacy level. No guesswork. No awkward calls.
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More than 50 % have had to spend £500–£1,000 extra on insurance, private fields, and “specialist” stays — that’s why we created the XL Coupon Book with hundreds in genuine savings to help claw some of that back.
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Many said the emotional toll is worse than the financial one — that’s why we’re building a brand that celebrates XLs, not hides them. From verified holidays to community perks, you’re no longer on the outside.
💡 WHO WE ARE
XL Escapes isn’t your typical “dog-friendly” platform — it’s a community built for owners of XL Bullies and reactive dogs, by people who actually live it.
We don’t guess, assume, or hope a place is safe — we ask the right questions, verify the answers, and make sure you know exactly what you’re walking into.
Because your dog deserves to be welcome —
not just “allowed.”
We did a nationwide poll with real XL Bully owners and asked what life has been like since the ban.
The results were heartbreaking.
💪 The Only Directory That Puts Its Money Where Its Mouth Is.
At XL Escapes, we don’t just talk about being dog-friendly — we prove it, every single day.
Every business listed with us has been questioned, checked, and challenged to make sure they genuinely welcome XL Bullies.
No vague “dog-friendly" promises.
No dodging the question.
Just honest, clear answers — and our guarantee that you’ll never be turned away for loving the dog you love.
If a business breaks that trust, we refund your subscription in full and remove them instantly. No arguments. No excuses.
Because this isn’t a directory — it’s a movement to make dog-friendly actually mean what it says. We’re here to rebuild confidence, restore fairness, and give responsible owners the freedom they deserve again.
This isn’t “dog-friendly.”
This is XL Dog Friendly — guaranteed.
🎁 More About the Bundle
💸 Join today for £39.99 and get:
✅ Full access to the XL Directory for 12 months – £39.99 value
Your pass to every truly XL-welcoming business, verified and growing every month.
🍪 FREE Christmas Doggy Goodies – £15 value
Limited batch, handmade and delivered before Christmas.
📅 FREE XL Escapes Calendar Upgrade – £15 value
Buy one, get the second version completely free.
🎨 FREE Digital Colouring Book – £5 value
Choose between Unmuzzled As F**™* or Yardie’s Tale.
💰 FREE Coupon Book Access – £500+ value
Real discounts from dog-friendly businesses that actually welcome your XL.
📖 FREE Ultimate Dog-Friendly Checklist – £10 value
Our insider guide to avoiding fake “dog-friendly” listings.
🐾 100% XL-Friendly Guarantee – Priceless
If any listed business refuses your XL, you get every penny back — instantly.
🔥 Over £580 worth of goodies, access, and savings —
all for £39.99.
You’d be barking mad to miss it. 🐾
⚠️ LIMITED TO THE FIRST
100 MEMBERS ONLY.
Once this batch of Christmas cookies is gone — that’s it. 🎄🍪
We’re keeping this offer exclusive to our Christmas Competition entrants until Monday 17th November ONLY — your early-access window before it opens up for Black Friday.
After that, it’ll go live across all our socials, our full mailing list, and every dog group we’re part of — and the freebies will vanish faster than a biscuit in a bully’s mouth. 🐾
This is your chance to grab it before the Black Friday chaos begins — and secure your goodies, your savings, and your peace of mind before everyone else piles in.
Proof this isn’t just talk — we really do care about you and the safety of your dog
🏆 Dog Friendly “Top Votes 2025” Winner
🎖️ Nominated for SME’s Best of British Getaways — Dog Friendly Category
⭐ 85+ Verified Five-Star Reviews (and counting)
🐾 Over 90 XL Bully and reactive dog families have already stayed safely and happily with us — no judgment, no stress, just pure freedom (and even more already booked for 2026!).
“It was absolute bliss — so peaceful and calm. Azula had the bestest time too. It gave us such a positive experience — not only for Azula, but for us too. It built our confidence that we can go away, feel relaxed, and actually enjoy a holiday together.”
— Azula’s Humans, The Hideaway (County Durham)
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“Everything about our stay was 10/10 — spotless, stylish, and so welcoming. The fenced garden gave our XL Bully da Vinci total freedom and safety — something we rarely find.
We left feeling refreshed, grateful, and already planning our return.”
— Da Vinci’s Family, The XL Escape Pods (Scotland)
What some of our recent guests have said...
Lets not forget, the most important part... our
'PAWS OF APPROVAL'🐾
💪 WHY YOU CAN TRUST XL ESCAPES
🔒 100% Money-Back Guarantee — if any listed business ever refuses your XL, you get a full refund of your subscription fee and they’re removed immediately.
🐾 Verified XL-Friendly Businesses Only — every host vetted, checked, and proven.
💌 Exclusive Member Offers & £500+ in Coupons — real savings from real dog-friendly brands.
🌍 Proven Track Record — trusted by 90+ XL families and counting.
💬 Top-Rated & Award-Nominated — backed by real owners, not marketing claims.
🎄 WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
Once you’ve grabbed your XL Friendly Christmas Bundle, here’s exactly what will happen 👇
💌 Step 1 — You’ll receive TWO confirmation emails from us
Email ONE - Gives you instant access to the XL Directory, with a direct link so you can dive straight in and start exploring XL-welcoming businesses right away.
Email TWO - Your exclusive links are inside
Inside that same email you’ll find:
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A link to open your Coupon Booklet in Canva — packed with £500+ in verified XL-friendly discounts.
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A link to your Dog-Friendly Secrets Guide — including The Truth About “Dog Friendly” Homes and Red Flags to Avoid.
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Your unique Calendar Gift Code — use it when purchasing one calendar and we’ll automatically upgrade your order to include the second version free of charge.
🎁 Step 3 — You chosen Digital Colouring Book will be emailed to you within 1 week
🎁 Step 4 —Your handmade biscuits and donuts will be shipped in December and guaranteed to arrive before Christmas.
BEFORE YOU LEAVE THIS PAGE... ASK YOURSELF...
- If 9 out of 10 XL owners say life’s harder…
- and 4 out of 5 don’t trust ‘dog-friendly’ places anymore…
Why keep doing it alone?
Join the pack.
Get your freebies.
Protect your peace.