🔒 The XL-Friendly Guarantee
We don’t guess. We don’t assume. We check.
Every single business listed with us has been personally questioned, vetted and challenged to make sure they genuinely welcome XL Bullies.
No vague “dog-friendly” promises.
No dodging the question.
No hidden policies.
Just clear answers — and a guarantee that you’ll never be turned away for loving your dog.
💚 And if a business ever breaks that trust?
We refund your subscription in full and remove them immediately.
No arguments.
No excuses.
This isn’t “dog-friendly.”
This is XL-Dog-Friendly — GUARANTEED
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🎁 More About the Bundle
💸 Join today for £39.99 and get:
✅ Full access to the XL Directory for 12 months – £39.99 value
Your pass to every truly XL-welcoming business, verified and growing every month.
🍪 FREE Christmas Doggy Goodies – £15 value
Limited batch, handmade and delivered before Christmas.
📅 FREE XL Escapes Calendar Upgrade – £15 value
Buy one, get the second version completely free.
🎨 FREE Digital Colouring Book – £5 value
Choose between Unmuzzled As F**™* or Yardie’s Tale.
💰 FREE Coupon Book Access – £500+ value
Real discounts from dog-friendly businesses that actually welcome your XL.
📖 FREE Ultimate Dog-Friendly Checklist – £10 value
Our insider guide to avoiding fake “dog-friendly” listings.
🐾 100% XL-Friendly Guarantee – Priceless
If any listed business refuses your XL, you get every penny back — instantly.
🔥 Over £580 worth of goodies, access, and savings —
all for £39.99.
You’d be barking mad to miss it. 🐾
At XL Escapes, we don’t just talk about being dog-friendly — we prove it, every single day.
Every business listed with us has been questioned, checked, and challenged to make sure they genuinely welcome XL Bullies.
No vague “dog-friendly" promises.
No dodging the question.
Just honest, clear answers — and our guarantee that you’ll never be turned away for loving the dog you love.
If a business breaks that trust, we refund your subscription in full and remove them instantly. No arguments. No excuses.
This isn’t “dog-friendly.”
This is XL Dog Friendly — guaranteed.
💚 Ready to Make Life Easier for You & Your Dog?
You’ve seen the realities.
You’ve seen what we’ve built to fix them.
Now it’s your turn to finally book without fear, without judgement, and without wondering if your dog will be welcomed.
This bundle gives you confidence, clarity, savings — and a whole XL-friendly community behind you.
You and your dog deserve this. Truly.
🎁 Grab the XL Friendly Christmas Bundle – £35.99
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⭐ Over £580 worth of XL-friendly treats, tools & support — for just £39.99.
🏆 From the UK’s Most Inclusive Dog-Friendly Business
💚 Because the Way You & Your Dog Have Been Treated Isn’t Okay —
And You Deserve Better
Being an XL Bully owner since the ban hasn’t been “challenging.”
It’s been draining — emotionally, financially, socially.
You’ve been judged.
You’ve been turned away.
You’ve had to defend your dog more than anyone ever should.
And still — you show up for them every single day. Because they’re family.
💚 We see you. We stand with you.
You deserve better than this. Truly.
🔥 The 5 Brutal Realities XL Owners Told Us They’re Living With
— And Why We Built This Bundle
These aren’t guesses.
These are the real numbers from real XL owners — and they’re heartbreaking.
1 — 89% say life has become significantly harder since the ban.
➡️ That’s why we built the XL Directory: verified holiday homes, fields, and businesses that actually say yes to your dog.
2 — 80%+ have been refused, judged or turned away at least once.
➡️ That’s why our 100% XL-Friendly Guarantee exists. If a business turns you away, you get your money back.
3 — 86% say they avoid travelling or going to new places because of fear of judgement.
➡️ That’s why every listing is transparent: fence height, privacy, breed policy. No awkward calls. No surprises.
4 — 90% have had to spend extra money because of the ban.
➡️ That’s why we created a Coupon Book worth £500+ in real savings.
5 — Only 11 out of 114 owners feel confident booking a “dog-friendly” place today.
➡️ That’s why your membership includes the “Dog-Friendly Secrets Guide” — so you can spot 'red flags' and 'dog tolerant' rather than 'dog friendly' listings instantly.
You told us the struggles.
We listened.
And we built the bundle that helps solves them.
🎁What's Inside Your Ultimate XL Friendly Christmas Bundle
Because you’ve had to defend, explain, and fight for your dog more than anyone ever should.
This is our way of saying thank you — and giving you something that actually makes life easier. 💚
🐾 12 Months of Full XL Directory Access
Real XL-friendly businesses — holiday homes, kennels, private fields, groomers and more added weekly.
Every listing vetted.
Every detail transparent.
Every business GUARANTEED to welcome XL Bullies.
🍪 FREE Home-Baked Christmas Doggy Goodies — LIMITED AVAILABILITY!
Exclusive to XL Escapes. These hand-baked biscuits & donuts are free from animal products and dairy — delivered straight to your door before Christmas.
(Contents may vary.)
📅 FREE XL Escapes Calendar Upgrade
Buy one, get the other completely FREE — because choosing between our Dangerously Adorable XL Calendar and the XL OnlyPaws one is impossible.
💰 FREE Coupon Book Access £500+ in XL-Friendly Discounts
Packed with REAL perks from verified XL-friendly businesses:
• Holiday discounts
• Private field vouchers
• Training deals
• Grooming & dog service offers
• Treats, toys & birthday gifts
And we add more constantly — so your savings grow all year.
📖 FREE Access to The Ultimate Dog-Friendly Checklist
Includes the truth about “dog-friendly,” the red flags to watch for, and how to avoid unsafe or fake listings.
🎨 FREE Digital Colouring Book
Choose between our unapologetic Unmuzzled As Fck* edition or the family-friendly story & colouring book Yardie’s Tale.
🐾 100 % XL-Friendly Guarantee
If any listed business ever turns you away, you get your subscription fee back — no questions asked, and we remove them immediately.
⚠️ LIMITED TO THE FIRST 100 MEMBERS ONLY.
These treats are handmade by a boutique baker exclusively for this offer — not mass-produced, and they won’t be restocked.
When they’re gone, they’re gone.
Inside your dog’s Christmas box:
🍩 2 iced doggy donuts
🍪 1 XL “Pawsome” biscuit
🎁 1 bag of mini hand-baked treats
🌱 Made without animal products or dairy
With the goodies, the savings, the upgrade —
and finally having somewhere you can book with confidence…
This bundle will vanish faster than a biscuit in a bully’s mouth. 🐾
When something actually helps, it goes quick.
Why XL Families Trust Us
🏅 Winner of SME’s “Most Inclusive Dog-Friendly Business 2025”
🐾 Dog Friendly “Top Votes 2025” Winner
⭐ 85+ Verified 5-Star Reviews
🐶 90+ XL Bully & reactive dog families have already stayed safely with us — no judgment, no stress, just freedom.
💚 Owners come back because their dogs are actually welcomed, not tolerated.
What some of our recent guests have said...
“Azula had the best time. It gave us such a positive experience — it built our confidence that we can go away, relax, and actually enjoy a holiday together.”
— Azula’s Humans, The Hideaway
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“Everything was 10/10 — spotless, stylish, and so welcoming. The fenced garden gave our XL Bully the freedom and safety we rarely find.”
— Da Vinci’s Family, Hillside Pods
🎄 WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
Once you’ve grabbed your XL Friendly Christmas Bundle, here’s exactly what will happen 👇
💌 Step 1 — You’ll receive TWO confirmation emails from us
Email ONE - Gives you instant access to the XL Directory, with a direct link so you can dive straight in and start exploring XL-welcoming businesses right away.
Email TWO - Your exclusive links are inside
Inside that same email you’ll find:
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A link to open your Coupon Booklet in Canva — packed with £500+ in verified XL-friendly discounts.
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A link to your Dog-Friendly Secrets Guide — including The Truth About “Dog Friendly” Homes and Red Flags to Avoid.
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Your unique Calendar Gift Code — use it when purchasing one calendar and we’ll automatically upgrade your order to include the second version free of charge (calendars being added to our shop for pre-order this week!)
🎁 Step 3 — You chosen Digital Colouring Book will be emailed to you within 1 week
🎁 Step 4 —Your handmade biscuits and donuts will be shipped in December and guaranteed to arrive before Christmas.
BEFORE YOU LEAVE THIS PAGE... ASK YOURSELF...
- If 9 out of 10 XL owners say life’s harder…
- and 4 out of 5 don’t trust ‘dog-friendly’ places anymore…
Why keep doing it alone?
Join the pack.
Get your freebies.
Protect your peace.
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5 BRUTAL Realities XL Bully Owners Live With — And How We’re Helping Them 🎁
💚 Because no XL Bully owner should ever feel alone in this.
⭐ Over £580 worth of XL-friendly treats, tools & support — for just £39.99.
🏆 From the UK’s Most Inclusive Dog-Friendly Business
💚 Because the Way You & Your Dog Have Been Treated Isn’t Okay —
And You Deserve Better
Being an XL Bully owner since the ban hasn’t been “a bit challenging.”
It’s been draining.
Emotionally. Financially. Socially.
You’ve been judged.
You’ve been turned away.
You’ve had to defend your dog’s existence more times than anyone ever should.
And still — you show up for your dog every single day.
Because they’re family.
Because their whole world is you.
This bundle is our way of saying:
We see you.
We stand with you.
And we’re building something better — for all of us.
We were named the UK’s Most Inclusive Dog-Friendly Business because of everything you’ve lived through and everything you’ve stood for… but the truth is:
🌿 XL Escapes exists because you exist.
And this is our way of giving something meaningful back. 💚
Join the only dog-friendly directory in the UK that guarantees your XL Dog is truly welcome —
or you get 100 % of your subscription fee back.
Yes… you read that right!!!
💡 WHO WE ARE
🔥 The 5 Brutal Realities XL Owners Told Us They’re Living With
— And Why We Built This Bundle
These aren’t guesses.
These are the real numbers from real XL owners — and they’re heartbreaking.
1 — 89% say life has become significantly harder since the ban.
➡️ That’s why we built the XL Directory: verified holiday homes, fields, and businesses that actually say yes to your dog.
2 — 80%+ have been refused, judged or turned away at least once.
➡️ That’s why our 100% XL-Friendly Guarantee exists. If a business turns you away, you get your money back.
3 — 86% say they avoid travelling or going to new places because of fear of judgement.
➡️ That’s why every listing is transparent: fence height, privacy, breed policy. No awkward calls. No surprises.
4 — 90% have had to spend extra money because of the ban.
➡️ That’s why we created a Coupon Book worth £500+ in real savings.
5 — Only 11 out of 114 owners feel confident booking a “dog-friendly” place today.
➡️ That’s why your membership includes the “Dog-Friendly Secrets Guide” — so you can spot 'red flags' and 'dog tolerant' rather than 'dog friendly' listings instantly.
🎁The Ultimate XL Friendly Christmas Bundle
The only verified directory of truly XL-friendly businesses — from holiday homes and private fields to kennels, swimming pools, mobile dog gyms, and groomers.
🎁What's Inside Your Ultimate XL Friendly Christmas Bundle
Because if you’ve ever had to explain, apologise, or defend your dog for simply existing… you deserve this!
This is our way of saying thank you — for standing proud, staying kind, and proving what responsible ownership really looks like.💚
Here’s What’s Inside:
🐾 12 Months of Full XL Directory Access
Real XL-friendly businesses — holiday homes, kennels, private fields, groomers, trainers, dog services and more being added every single week!
Every listing vetted. Every detail transparent. Every business GUARANTEED to welcome XL Bullies.
🍪 FREE Home-Baked Christmas Doggy Goodies — LIMITED AVAILABILITY!Exclusive to XL Escapes, these delicious dog biscuits & donuts are free from animal products and dairy — delivered straight to your door before Christmas. (contents may vary)
🎨 FREE Digital Colouring Book
Choose between our sweary, unapologetic Unmuzzled As F*ck or our family-friendly story & colouring book Yardie’s Tale.
🐾 100 % XL-Friendly Guarantee
If any listed business turns you away, you get your subscription fee back — no questions asked, and we remove them immediately.
📅 FREE XL Escapes Calendar Upgrade
Buy one, get our other version completely FREE — because choosing between our “Dangerously Adorable XL Calendar” and the “XL OnlyPaws” is impossible.
💰 FREE Coupon Book Access £500+ in XL-Friendly Discounts
Packed with real perks from real XL-friendly businesses — from holiday discounts and private field vouchers to birthday gifts for your dogs, treats, training deals, and exclusive member-only offers.
And the best part? We’re continuously updating your digital coupon book as we find new businesses and fresh offers — so it keeps growing right along with the XL Directory.
📖 FREE Access to The Ultimate Dog-Friendly Checklist
Includes The Truth About “Dog-Friendly” Homes and Red Flags to Avoid.
We’re adding at least 20 new businesses every single month, and every listing is vetted, transparent, and XL-approved — so you can finally book with confidence, no guesswork, and no awkward phone calls ever again.
And because it’s Christmas… we’re loading your membership with extra treats 🎄👇